Well it's back, it's that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it's time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, Fface Von Clownstick. So since this blurb has nearly been taken up with Trumps accurate nicknames let Behemoth tell you about the beer. Behemoth have got a massive West Coast IPA and loaded it hops. Think pineapple, grapefruit, pine and some awesome tropical flavours and aromas. Surely this will be the last time...

When trying this single hop IPA, you will experience what this hop is all about. Second in this series is one of the worlds most popular hops and one our faves. It brings a massive tropical fruit bowl of flavours with aromas of Mango, Pine and some stonefruit. So, spend some serious me time with Me Time: Mosaic Single-Hopped Hazy IPA (you can share this with a buddy if you get a little lonely).

Milk stout infused with chocolate malt, Dutch Cocoa powder and Cocoa nibs. Vanilla for good measure. Just like a chocolate milkshake only beery. Match this with Milk chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Pudding, Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Brownie, Chocolate Chocolate. For an extra decadent treat add a spoonful of Vanilla ice cream and make a Triple Chocolate Ice Cream Float!

Those sneaky Wet Bandits are back at it again - this time, they're not after your Christmas presents, they're in Nelson making a getaway with the freshest Motueka hops of the season! Crisp, clean, and absolutely drenched in fresh hop goodness, this Cold IPA is a criminal amount of refreshment in every sip. Bursting with zesty lime, tropical fruit, and a snappy bitterness, grab one before these hop bandits slip away... fresh hop is here for a good time. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

Boneface Brewing are keeping it down home with this blend of citrus and passionfruit flavours from kiwi hops. Music to your tastebuds.

Boneface Brewing are keeping it down home with this blend of citrus and passionfruit flavours from kiwi hops. Music to your tastebuds.

This ever so slightly Hazy Pale Ale shows lots of robust hop character while staying light on its feet.

Take a big bite of hops on a crisp malt base and you've got a grapefruit and passionfruit IPA that will drive you dental.

A great APA is the backbone of any beer line up, especially one with this kind of light body and medium bitterness.

A great APA is the backbone of any beer line up, especially one with this kind of light body and medium bitterness.

Out hop-spotting together in Motueka, Boneface and Liberty tripped over a hidden field of Riwaka missed by the official harvest. The aromas from the ultra-ripe cones blew the boys' minds so they wasted no time in lifting the lot. With Mike going Hazy and Joe heading Pilsner, the Longshot project was born, determined to make the most of the funky overstayers before they succumbed to rot and ruin. Now it's your turn to discover both.